My treatment reached a new milestone: I am now more than halfway done with chemo! Cycle nine of 17 just bit the dust with a five-day stay at MGH Resort and Spa.
My new ordeal was with my old oncologist, who stole me off the wait list from my new oncologist. What can I say? People want to work with me. I’m in demand. I had a suspicious change in what appeared to be a mole on my left hip/lower back, but he didn’t think it flashed any major warning signs of melanoma. Furthermore, it would be highly unlikely–although possible–to develop a melanoma while on chemotherapy. Still, a dermatologist would be sent in to check it out during my hospital stay. The dermatologist performed a biopsy and gave me two nifty stitches. I was showering when they returned with results, so an intern doctor on the floor gave me the results in the most horrific way possible. Bearing in mind that melanoma was a possibility or even a spread of Ewing’s, this med school hot shot said to me, “You know when a doctor comes to deliver the news, it’s not good.” My body went into its familiar panic mode where I sit perfectly still and just wait for whatever blow is about to be struck. He continued, “Do you have any guesses as to what it might be?” That right there is not a misquote. He actually told me has really bad news and then asked me if I wanted to guess what it was. Do medical schools not teach future doctors how to talk to patients? Do they not teach them that certain statements are likely to result in being choked to death by a very angry patient who watches too much Dexter? Any which way, he finally got around to the diagnosis: shingles (a recurrence of the chicken pox virus due to my consistently suppressed immune system during chemo). Shingles can be absolutely terrible. They ran through potential problems, including extreme nerve pain that isn’t really helped by medication. The good news is that we caught my case quite early. I only had one sore at the time and it wasn’t causing me much more than very minor itching that I could ignore. Since then I’ve had a few more pop up, but none of them are painful. I am extremely fortunate. I am also on an anti-viral medication five times a day for a week. This should–hopefully–keep the sores from becoming any worse. Interestingly enough, the anti-viral medication’s documentation says it is used for chicken pox, shingles, and genital herpes. Have to get my laughs in somewhere.
My new oncologist, during one of his visits, dropped a bombshell on me. He said that the study we used to develop my treatment plan used 14 rounds of chemotherapy, not the 17 that I’m slated for. As in, we can “negotiate” a stop time. I asked the Duchess of Chemo (my nurse practitioner) and she suddenly acted like “crap, I didn’t want you to know about that.” She then explained that most patients who can handle 17 rounds do all 17 rounds so there are no regrets if treatment doesn’t work as well as planned. But starting around cycle ten, the stop time starts being negotiable. She pointed out that cycle ten is my next cycle and therefor it would not be negotiable just yet for me, but that the time for negotiating is indeed approaching. There is a slightly higher leukemia risk for doing three additional cycles, but it isn’t noteworthy in the doctor’s eyes. He’s getting me research on the exact difference in risk between 14 and 17, but I think I’ve already made up my mind. Although I would love to start reclaiming my life a month-and-a-half earlier than expected, this cancer can be very aggressive and sneaky, so I wouldn’t cut the number of treatments unless my body couldn’t handle the chemo (doctor said if side effects are ravaging the body, stopping chemo is the better choice). I start radiation this week, which, God-willing, will kill the remaining tumor cells. I like the idea of still having more chemo ahead to keep killing any random cells that remain. Radiation will also lower my blood counts, so chemo may be a little slower over the next six-and-a-half weeks. I’m hoping to get two, if not three, chemotherapy treatments in concurrently. That would leave me with at least five more chemo treatments. The first six treatments shrunk the tumor like crazy so I have no reason to believe that it won’t continue to destroy the enemy within.
Earlier this week, I had a bit of a bad evening. The son of a member of the Ewing’s Sarcoma email list/support group hit a really bad patch and his life was on the line. Sitting in a hospital room, hooked up to chemotherapy, knowing that we were fighting the same disease, it was all just too much. I prayed hard and often, frustrated, confused, angered, saddened. There’s just no way to describe how unfair and horrible life felt in those moments. But still, pushing forward, praying for healing and for a better world. Making the world a better place for sarcoma patients is Landon Cooper (www.miles2give.org) who is doing a fundraising and awareness run of 3,000 miles. Sarcomas are not terribly common and research money tends to be scarcer as a result. Following that chain reaction, treatments are not developing as much as for more common cancers. Whether my prayers are answered with miraculous healing or through more people working together to stop these ugly diseases, I take comfort in knowing that prayers are answered.
I do have my first–and only–complaint about the quality of care on Lunder 9. I receive my chemo overnight and the machine that paces the IV drip makes a terribly annoying and loud beep when there’s a problem or when the drip ends. In the middle of the second night, my chemo ended and the beeping commenced as expected. I rang the front desk and asked them to notify my nurse. All of this is very standard and to be expected. But after ten minutes (and two increases in the already obnoxious decibel level of the beeping), I called back. Before I could utter a word, the worker at the desk snapped, “Your nurse will be in as soon as she can!” When my nurse did come in, it was revealed that she had never been texted that I had needed assistance after either of my calls. She had seen the light on outside my room and that was the only reason she came to check on me. With nothing but wonderful experiences with the Lunder 9 staff, I dismissed it. But the very next night, the situation repeated. After a twelve-minute wait, I called back and politely asked for someone to be sent. The voice–the same as the night before–kindly responded that she would let my nurse know. After five more minutes, I walked into the hallway with my insanely-loud beeping IV pole and proceeded to track down my nurse, who looked horrified and immediately grabbed her cell phone to verify that she hadn’t missed a message. (For the record, they are modified cell phones–they only receive hospital transmissions, not personal communications.) Again, my nurse had not been notified that I needed anything. The next morning I asked for patient advocacy so I could file a formal complaint against the staffer responsible for texting nurses. The gentleman responsible for patient advocacy came to see me in a blind rage. He was beyond furious that the staff member had disrespected me and not alerted my nurse that I needed help. I feel responsible for now going the other way: this one staff member did something I consider shockingly reprehensible (I am one of the few patients on the floor who can advocate for himself easily–I shudder to think of how many patients have had to put up with nonsense from this person), but literally every single other person on Lunder 9 is amazing. It’s a machine of people, from medical to service professionals, and they are all the kindest and most fun people. Another front desk staff member even called my room from her house during the blizzard just to chat because she knew that I wouldn’t have any visitors since the roads were closed. Another service member used his very limited English to talk to me about the best comedy shows to watch. These people are under zero obligation to do these things, but it’s just the Lunder 9 culture: everyone is wonderful and genuinely loves being there. As much as I hate Lunder 9 for being the place where I go into captivity for five days and get toxic chemicals injected into me, I am already well-aware that I am going to miss the people there something wicked. It’s like a microcosm of the perfect world. A better group of people cannot be found anywhere and I don’t want my one small story to tarnish that in the least bit. During the blizzard, food became a lot less fancy, but the food services guy brought me chocolate milk and shortbread cookies while one of my former nurses gave me cookies and offered me Lucky Charms. Another nurse from a previous stay had heard the good news on my CT scans and she brought me a delicious cupcake that her sister made (I love that I’m the cupcake guy, apparently) as a surprise. I’m totally rambling, but since it’s about how awesome the Lunder 9 crew is, I’m okay with it. Here’s the cupcake:
A rabbi sent me this quotation, knowing that my sense of humor would enjoy it: “When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for a while before trying to get back up.”